Cthulu

of

Mistigris

1999

presents:
















"In

the

Old

Country,

we

make

techno

like

THIS!"




































or




"Now

that

we've

caught

the

goblin,

what

are

we

supposed

to

do

with






















him,

give

him

a

Bar

Mitzvah?"

































(3:03)








submitted

too

late

(bloody

Amsterdam

transfer@!^)

for

ASM

'99
thus

used

as

my

entry

in

Evoke

'99

(though

Crayon

liked

the

other

one
better...)(in

the

set

of

"the

other

one"

=

"pure

white

light";

my
bastardized

use

of

some

of

tricolore's

smoov

samples)








In

the

unlikely

event

that

anything

significant

comes

of

this,
greets

credits

and

inspirations

go

to:

Skaven

of

course

for

the

one

and
only

Catch

that

Goblin,

the

composer

of

URALVOLGA.MOD

for

being

a
singularly

admired

example

of

your

genre

to

cross

into

this

(tracked)
realm,

myself

for

being

the

only

person

with

enough

guts

(so

far

as

I

can
tell)

for

actually

making

use

of

the

amazing

samples

provided

us

in

the
above

.MOD,

and

finally

the

amazing

Spike

Jones

for

his

cartoony

(don't
mix

him

up

with

Chuck)

tunes

which

have

delighted

from

childhood

and
perhaps

in

some

way

helped

maintain

a

piece

of

it.


Oh

yeah,

and

pretty
much

everybody

on

the

Latcho

Drom

soundtrack

8)








I

call

this

style

"klez-mo",

from

klezmer,

which

is

the

style
(see:

eastern

european

jewish

party

music)

and

techno,

which

is

(according
to

the

official

Cthulu

lexicon)

music

composed

on

computers

(not

some




|
ungodly

continuum

of

BPM

and

specific

types

of

samples.)


Also

it's

just

|
fun

to

say.


Go

on,

try

it.


"Klezzzz-mo."


Try

it

in

a

Barry

White

voice|
if

that

helps.


Use

it

as

an

insult

-

call

someone

at

work

a

klezmo

and

\/
see

how

they

respond.

















































more








If

you

can't

do

yourself

some

good

and

take

in

some

good

klezmer
performed

live,

(try

the

Klezmatics

or

the

Flying

Bulgar

Klezmer

Band)

do
the

next

best

thing

(as

far

as

fun

music

is

concerned

-

the

following
isn't

klez

but

it's

just

as

much

silly

goodness

with

a

dash

of

pathos)

and
check

out

the

RE/SEARCH

Strange

Music

album.


An

official

Cthulu

(tm)
commercial

endorsement...

what's

next?








(Well,

I

guess

what

would

be

next

would

be

him

not

only

creating

a
piece

of

art

through

to

completion,

but

also

releasing

it

in

some

forum
more

diverse

and/or

worthy

than

the

contents

of

your

favorite

bar

/
coffeehouse

on

any

given

Sunday

night.


Who'd'a

thunk

it?)








thunk.


gotta

add

that

to

the

everything

database

at
http://everything.blockstackers.com.


Another

endorsement!


Gee

golly
whiz.


I

can

be

reached

at

pseudo_intellect@hotmail.com

but

let

the

buyer
beware.